the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.
Three types of people
We are infinite
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
— Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (via larmoyante)
i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.
(Source: evamom)
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t.
— Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via larmoyante)
- Tumblr app:I'm done loading
- Me:but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app:did I fucking stutter
“On my honor as a Lannister,” the Imp said, “I will not touch you until you want me to.”
It took all the courage that was in her to look in those mismatched eyes and say, “And if I never want you to, my lord?”
His mouth jerked as if she had slapped him. “Never?”
Her neck was so tight she could scarcely nod.
“Why,” he said, “that is why the gods made whore for imps like me.” He closed his short blunt fingers into a fist, and climbed down off the bed.
(Source: dempsiejoe)
